The Best Baby Shower Gift

My sister is having a baby in December, and I'm having trouble restraining myself from spending Suri Cruise-level bucks on little Zack-wee. (No, that is not how they intend on spelling Zachary; it's how I intend on spelling it, so long as he is wee.)

After perusing some recent pics of Ellie-Bug, however, I've decided that maybe what I should buy her is a hefty supply of washcloths...

...and maybe a vacuum cleaner...

...and definitely NOT any of these suction-cup bowls:

On second thought, maybe I'll just get her an indoor hose and install a drain in her kitchen floor.