Complete Weirdos

I had several ultrasounds and tests done during my pregnancies with each of the girls, but at no time were Bear and I ever informed that I was growing a complete weirdo in my womb.

It came as quite a shock.

"Me? I'm just hanging out. Oh, that? Blueberry muffin. It's just hanging out, too."

"This? This is my completely natural smile."


"What, like you don't occasionally sit in a box in your underwear with your baby sister?"

"This is the quintessential First Day of Preschool Pose. Duh."


After donning a bucket hat and trashing a bedroom, there's nothing more refreshing than a cool beverage.

I'd sue for malpractice, but we're choosing to see their condition as a gift. The circus awaits...