Other People's Words

In the absence of time to write an actual blog entry, here instead are some more quotes heard in and around the Bears' Den lately:

Keira, finding my Martha Stewart glittering glue (which happens to have little spiders on the label because I bought it around Halloween): "Look, Mommy! I found your...um...ANT LOTION!"

Kindergarten Girl: "When you wave your arm like that, it looks all fat like my mom's does."

Keira, after finding paper Elliana tore up: "That Ellie-Bug! She's such a little tear-er." And a terror!

Keira, sternly as I got annoyed looking for my keys: "Mommy. You and Daddy don't need to get cranky when there's traffic or you can't find your keys. You just need to LOOK for them."

Me: "Want me to turn on the Dodgers?"
Bear: "Preseason football started. The Dodgers are dead to me now."

Kindergarten Girl (same one as above): "That's a P. Like pee in the toilet....You pee with your penis....Boys have a penis. Girls have a China."

Fifty bucks says that last kid has never even SEEN Kindergarten Cop.