Bathroom Humor

Warning:  this story features explicit bathroom-related content I wouldn't normally discuss in public.  It was, however, such a funny conversation that it took me several minutes to relay it to Bear, with tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard, that I feel the need to share it.

This afternoon, Ellie called for me to come into the bathroom.  When I walked in, I saw a poo on the floor in front of where she was sitting on the toilet.


Me: "Why is this on the floor??"

Ellie: "It's a pooey!"

Me: "And how did it get on the floor?"

Ellie: "It comed out of the hole."

Me: "What hole??"

Ellie (as if I'm an idiot): "The hole where my wets and pooeys comes out of!"

Me: "But why is it on the floor? How did it get there?"

Ellie: "Because I go-ed [insert grunty pooping face here] and it comed out."

Me (now supressing laughter): "Yes, I understand how you made it.  But why is it on the FLOOR?"

Ellie: "Because it just dropped on the floor."

Me: "But why isn't it in the potty? Were you sitting on the potty when you went pooeys?"

Ellie: "No..."

Okay, then.  Mystery solved.