Humble Pie a la Keira

Me, pushing Keira on the swingset in our back yard: "Wow, we're gonna need to raise this swing up--your feet are dragging on the ground!"

Keira: "That's because I'm growing! Even my butt is getting too big."

Me: "Your butt is too big?? But you have a tiny little butt!"

Keira: "Yeah, but it's gonna keep growing bigger and bigger...like yours!"