Overheard in the Bear-mobile...
Me, to Bear: "Wanna watch Tuesday's 'Biggest Loser' tonight?"
Keira, from the back seat: "You guys are gonna watch 'Biggest Loser' AGAIN?! You just watched it last night at the hotel!"
Me: "We watched it last MONTH at the hotel, but there's a new one every week."
Keira: "But why is it called 'The Biggest LOSER'?"
Bear: "Because it's about people who are trying to lose weight. The person who loses the most weight is the winner."
Keira: "But why are they trying to lose weight?" [See? That speeding ticket interrogation was not an isolated incident. We are all about the Q&A sessions now.]
Bear: "Because they ate too much and exercised too little. You don't have that problem."
Me: "You actually have the opposite problem!"
Bear: "You're, like, The Smallest Winner."
It's true. Kiwi could use some training on sitting still and eating more, though that would make for a pretty boring show. I can just see Jillian screaming, "UNLESS YOU PUKE, FAINT, OR DIE, KEEP EATING!!" at the dinner table. Hey, if it would help...
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Isabella actually loves that show. She gets excited to see how much they lose. She goes Big number big number. while its beeping on the scale. she need Jillian for help with sitting and eating too. I can tell are girls are the same age because everything is a Q&A session.
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