White Girls Can't Jump

At least, mine can't. We thought maybe a trip to the local jump-o-rama for cousin Brandon's other birthday party might do the trick, but instead, Binks found that falling flat on your face in one of those things is MONDO fun. And that's about as far as she got.

She can, however, dance...and twirl...and generally become a giant ham when she has an audience:


Cousin Brandon was nice enough to share his Birthday Throne with the queen of all cheeseballs:


And here's a random pic of her in the apron and chef's hat Aunt Jen got her, which is so painfully cute that I'm tempted to make it her Halloween costume (don't even get me started on my "What if she refuses to wear a hat/headpiece/giant Hershey's Kiss on top of her head and ruins the whole __________ costume idea??" debate...it's ongoing and has caused me to veto all potentially-cute ideas so far).